HOW TO BE MARRIED TO A MARINE FIGHTER PILOT--A Marine Corps pilot's wife: F-4s, F/A-18s and aviators from my perspective.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Expect the Unexpected Part 2: Flight Suits


The green Marine flight suit with its multiple pockets, zippers and velcro served many practical purposes. Velcro allowed for squadron patches and nametags to be changed out as needed when changing squadrons or when the guys wanted to "look good at the field" of an O' Club away from home. Some favorite nametags: "Dick Gazinia" "Hugh Jardon" and "Roger Ball".

The Marine Corps, frugal to the core, issued one or two new flight suits a year. Lenny "Toad" Bucko, a Marine fighter pilot who flew the MIGs out of Tonopah for Red Flag, attached to the Air Force for the tour. He remains awestruck with the number of gadgets and flightsuits he found in his locker when he checked in. "Five!" he said. "And they told me to just let them know if I needed more," confirming rumors the Air Force got the good stuff.

Flight suits had front zippers that zipped both ways, allowing aviators to "take a leak" while strapped in the seat. A few intrepid souls used them to continue on their quest to "look good at the field" by ball-walking at the O'Club--unzipping from the bottom, pulling out the family jewels, rezipping down, and then talking to women as if nothing was unusual.

My guy's multiple pockets carried a variety of items, all accessible with the g-suit on. The outside sleeve had narrow pockets for US Government black pens, and a zipper to a compartment underneath for a pad of paper. The baggy side pockets on the legs held the most important items for survival.

He kept flint and steel; firestarter--a rectangle, the size of Double Bubble pink chewing gum, of a waxy substance that pulled apart into cotton ball shreds; a signaling mirror--an ingenious 3 by 4 inch mirror with a hole in the center to allow sighting on an oncoming ship, plane or helo; Charms--yes, the candy; bottled water, a survival knife, a shroud cutter switchblade capable of cutting through fifteen shroudlines at a time, a survival radio, a pen gun flare, a green flashlight with an optional red plastic lens to keep the light from affecting night vision, and a foil space blanket (thank you, race to the moon!).

And he always had a John Wayne key, also known as a P-38 can opener, in his flight suit for ready access to the C-rats in the raft. Everything had a lanyard attached. Even if he dropped some lifesaving item, he still had it attached to his suit.

He never expected to eject. He never had to. But he was prepared if it should happen.

There are times when my purse resembles the pockets of his flight suit. I always carry a small flashlight--in the old days I had a mini Maglite, now I've converted to an LED with my iPhone (the flashlight app) for backup. I carry gum and breath mints, a Kind bar, aspirin and migraine meds, my Kindle with 1500 books on it, extra pens (though the black US Government pens have disappeared into the junk drawers of time), reading glasses, sunglasses, a glasses repair kit, money (sometimes more, sometimes less, sometimes just plastic), a glass nail file, nail polish, Jelly Bellies for my grandkids, hand lotion, my moleskin notebook, Tide-to-Go, and sometimes a bottle of water.

There are always unexpected events in our lives with our children, our spouses, our friends: a car accident, an illness, an estrangement. My purse and his flight suit won't protect us. We have to keep our mind and hearts just as prepared.

I am expecting the unexpected and I'll be ready.



Also published as a column in the Military Writers Society of America's monthly magazine, Dispatches. MWSA Column

9 comments:

  1. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

    Thanks Wing Wife!

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    1. You are most welcome. A good laugh is good for health.

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  2. Being a Flight Tech I always had a ziplock MAF bag in my right calf pocket with some UA necessaries: safety wire, zipties, self vulcanizing electrical tape, a sampling of colored instrument bulbs, Cannon and Deutsch plug pin removal and insertion tools, a spare light pen or at least a spare lightpen tip and a spare grease pencil.

    Being an avionics tech most important of all I never, ever, flew without a Ruby Red eraser.

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    1. Now I would love to know what you used those items for. And why a ruby red eraser was essential.

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  3. I'm still sorting boxes my mother never cleaned out. (She didn't have to, Dad was an officer, it ALL got moved every time.) Last time thru the deep boxes I found government pens that still worked 40 years later. I think I wished they would run dry so I could throw them away guilt free.

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    1. The guy and I still have boxes we haven't gone through and we've been out of the Marines since 1987! Guess I need to clean out some storage so my daughters won't have to. If I find any of those black pens, I'm using them, if only for the nostalgia:)

      As for the guilt--drop a pen here and there (on counters in libraries, book stores, elementary schools) as a random act of kindness.

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  4. The cure for ball walkers is to pull out a Zippo and offer to burn off that "Irish pennant" for them. :-)

    The Army went to two piece flight suits a few years ago. We really miss the pickle suits.

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    1. Ouch. This seems like a drastic solution to a boys being boys silliness. I always figured if they were willing to hang it all out, I was willing to laugh and keep my eyes above the waist.

      Why did the Army change the flight suits? They had to have a reason.

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  5. It's the offer that does the trick, you don't even have to light the lighter. :-)

    The Army is big on everyone looking alike. That's why we're all stuck with those stupid berets, which were originally supposed to be only for Special Forces. The flight suits offended the powers that be, so the new Army flight suit looks like the ACU's, only made out of Nomex and with zippered pockets. This happened around the same time all the services got crazy with changing their uniforms. The Marines were the only ones that did it right, although the ACU's are tolerable now that they've been through a couple of modifications. I thought the Air Force uniform was going to take the cake for silly, but the Navy took those honors with the blue berries they adopted... I'm sure multiple Meritorious Service Medals were awarded for the designers efforts. :-)

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